Something terrible is happening to jeans. First we had Topshop’s clear plastic jeans. Then Nordstrom decided to sell fake mud jeans for $425.

And, now Opening Ceremony is trying to make “detachable cut-out front jeans” happen. Can you not. We really, really mean it.

These detachable jeans designed by Y/Project can be worn two ways. You can wear them as full-length trousers, with your under-butt and groin exposed. Nice.

“These 2-in-1 Y/Project trousers come in a straight-leg silhouette with slim-fitting, detachable shorts that feature high-rise cutouts along the front,” reads Opening Ceremony’s product description.

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Maybe that extra spot of ventilation will come in handy during those hot, humid summer months.

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If you’re feeling extra bold, you can detach the legs of the jeans and wear them as denim shorts.

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Oh, and these absolutely monstrous jeans will set you back a whopping $425.

Whatever will they think of next?

Read more: http://mashable.com/2017/05/18/detachable-cutout-jeans/